This is the literary version of the thirty second samples you can hear when shopping for music online: you don't get the entire creation, but a taste of what it's like. If you're here, you came from Facebook, my Patreon.com page, a note, or a URL scribbled on the wall of a Porta-Potty. Keep in mind: the Coital Charade stories are serialized. The post titles will include the general date in the timeline of the saga, and what gets posted will jump around all over the place. Don't feel confused if you feel a bit lost: you're missing a whole lotta story. The idea is you can grasp the tenor of my writing and the characters who will be appearing. Also, the excerpts will change periodically, old ones will come down and new ones will go up, so don't expect bookmarks to stay valid long. Book One Now Available! The first two Coital Charade collections are available for pre-order through Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, Kobi, and other
Excluding meth addicts, not once has anyone ever received a phone call at four a.m. that was good news. That pattern held for me the next morning. The Oceanside Fire Department was ringing me up to say there had been a fire at the Inana studio. I sat bolt upright, then relaxed some as the fireman continued, "Don't worry, no structure or vehicle was damaged. It would appear someone lobbed three Molotov cocktails over the fence towards the warehouse --- your studio --- but fell short with all three. Beyond some scorched places in your lot, there is no damage here. Nonetheless, if you'd be willing, we'd like you to come down and talk with us a bit." "I'm in Encinitas, gimme twenty minutes," I told him. Bekka got nudged awake and told what had happened, and I'd be gone a while. I pulled on clothes, then stepped into the bathroom for a few quick hits off the glass pipe to clear the cobwebs. For whatever reason, I chose to driv